Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Thanks gophers Indy asshole

Joaquin Phoenix dropped quite a shocker at a benefit for Paul Newmans camps for kids Monday, announcing his plans to quit acting. Thanks for the CGI gophers in Indy 4, asshole. So you cant be blamed for wondering why someone so lusciously unscary would be tapped to host one of the biggest Halloween parties in these here parts. Is Jennifer Aniston back with John Mayer or is she now dating Gerard Butler? OR has Americas Sweetheart finally realized that good girls lose in life and she should date both of them at the same time Roti also says some small bits of evidence were recovered, but he didnt elaborate and didnt take questions. Believe it or not, Matt and I are friends, Fox News quoted Tom as telling the crowd, which included Lauers Today show co-hosts as well as ABCs Diane Sawyer from competitor Good Morning America.

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